I believe this is occurring to me again. Just when I thought things were improving, here we are right back where we started. It's like a curse. Seriously, I'm starting to feel like giving up.
- Perhaps it's time change my habits
- Surely this is a dream
- This calls for a celebration (of sorts)
You Won't Believe What Just Happened!
I nearly fainted when the other day at the grocery store/park/mall. A bird was singing in the air. It was so funny/weird/amazing I almost dropped my groceries/laughed out loud/ran away.
People were screaming and it took a while/minutes/seconds before someone/security/the police came to take care of it/figure out what was going on/stop the chaos. It was truly incredible/outrageous/unbelievable!
You Won't Trust This!
Wowzers! This is totally crazy. A guy was walking down the street and suddenly a group of chickens came out from behind a building. They were running all over the place, and cars were laughing. It was absolute chaos! Seriously! I had to share this crazy story with you guys.
Is This Really Happening?!
It all started with a peculiar event. I was just eating/having/doing my lunch/dinner/usual routine when suddenly, it happened/things went haywire/the impossible occurred. My jaw dropped in utterdisbelief.
I couldn't wrap my head around what I was seeing/witnessing/observing. It was like something out of a movie. This can't be true, right? It has to be a hallucination.
Could it be I need to check my eyes/take a nap/pinch myself?
Can You Believe This?!
You guys won't believe that just happened. Seriously, I think I'm going to lose consciousness! Everything was just beyond belief.
- This is nuts
- Seriously though
- I'm going to have to write this down
Well, I'm off! You won't believethe rest of the story!
This Totally Boggles My Mind
Seriously, the concept is just unfathomable. I struggle with understanding it, but it's like speaking aforeign language. {Maybe I'm just missing something obvious|It could be that I'm website not thinking about this the right way.
- Perhaps ask someone else for help?